Internet an aid to aging

The thing I like best about the Internet is that it will help us grow old independently. Once we're able to monitor our health at home, have our floors cleaned with an iRobot Roomba, have our meals brought in by Gourmet Meals on the Go, and have our every movement monitored by a medical alarm in case we fall, we're ready to stay home until we die. The Internet is a conduit to all this and when we run out of toilet paper or or other personal care items and we're too old to drive to the store, all we have to do is order them online and someone delivers them.

Now let's say you're a old guy and your electric shaver breaks. It's tough going from store to store looking at various shavers, comparing prices and features. So instead, you go to the Internet and search for Men+Grooming+Electric Razors. Voila, a whole list of electric razors with their prices and features appears before you eyes. All you have to do is point and click and the one you like is yours. No getting dressed, no scary drives when you can barely see the road, no danger to other drivers on the road who might be in your path. Within a day or two, that cute FTS gal with the fetching shorts is at your door with your new razor.

Everything is on the web, from skin care products to Smiley Face Soap. You can can find anything and everything for sale on the web.